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Apr 13, 2020 22:13:09 GMT -5
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Post by Grisom on Apr 13, 2020 22:13:09 GMT -5
Ok guys we need a laugh or two . So share a joke - only family friendly jokes .
Here is one .
What do you get if you attach a high explosive to Barney the Dinosaur ?
Answer - Barney Rubble .
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Post by londonfan on Apr 14, 2020 6:20:52 GMT -5
This is tough!
The family friendly parameter has left me thinking for about an hour.
I can only think of one. My nephew's favourite from when he was 2.5 years old.
I hope your sitting down, but not driving...
What smells like a banana, but you can't see it?
Answer...
wait for it...
A monkey toot!!!
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Post by smile on Apr 14, 2020 15:54:40 GMT -5
Excellent family friendly jokes haha
Here’s another!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
...Nothing. It just let out a little... “whine”
*badum tsss* <—my imaginary drummer friend
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Apr 14, 2020 15:57:52 GMT -5
Post by Grisom on Apr 14, 2020 15:57:52 GMT -5
Thanks for the laughs guys . I put family friendly as my daughter sometimes reads over my shoulder and I really don’t want to have to explain any of the jokes .
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Apr 15, 2020 13:12:14 GMT -5
Post by londonfan on Apr 15, 2020 13:12:14 GMT -5
I just remembered on of my standards... Why did the chicken cross the road? Any guesses? No, I didn't think so. Answer... So I could eat it!  |
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Post by Grisom on Apr 15, 2020 18:45:18 GMT -5
Here is the better half’s favourite.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall .
DAM .
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Post by Grisom on Sept 7, 2023 14:20:20 GMT -5
What is the scariest plant in the forest ?
Bam BOO.
( Daughter's favourite joke )
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Apr 21, 2024 13:51:53 GMT -5
Post by Grisom on Apr 21, 2024 13:51:53 GMT -5
A weasel goes into a bar and the bartender say what will you have ?
POP goes the weasel.
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Sept 27, 2024 17:22:28 GMT -5
Post by Grisom on Sept 27, 2024 17:22:28 GMT -5
What do you call a monkey with explosives?
A BaBoom.
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